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ABC’s CEO Reveals: “It’s Finally Time for Us to Cancel the Worst Show on TV, ABC’s ‘The View’!”
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: Lia Thomas Thrown Out of All-Women’s Gym, “No Place for You Here, William”
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: Kurt Russell and Clint Eastwood Join Mel Gibson’s New Woke-Free Movie Studio
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Interested in Collaborating with Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: Alyssa Milano’s New Woke Production Company Loses Almost $500 Million, “Nobody Likes Woke, I Might Have To Close It”
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie Join Forces for a Non-Woke Production Studio, “Time For A Change”
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: Kid Rock Refuses to Do a Collaborative Tour with Taylor Swift, “We Need More Toby Keiths and Fewer Taylor Swifts”
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: James Woods Says “Whoopi Goldberg Is One Of The Worst Personalities On TV”
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie
On September 17, 2024

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Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”
On September 17, 2024