While Musk’s plans to buy ABC and fire David Muir are still in the rumor stage, there’s no denying that the prospect has captured the public’s imagination. Will Musk follow through on his threat to take control of the network, or is this just another case of the billionaire stirring the pot for attention?
Advertisement:Only time will tell, but if Musk’s track record is any indication, we can expect plenty of surprises along the way. After all, this is the man who turned Twitter/X upside down, revolutionized the auto industry, and put humans on the path to Mars. If anyone can turn ABC into the future of media, it’s probably Musk.
For now, though, ABC staffers, including David Muir, are left wondering whether they’ll be working for the world’s richest man in the near future—and what that might mean for the future of journalism.
NOTE: This is SATIRE, It’s Not True.
Advertisement:Advertisement:
Thanks for your SHARES!
Candy Corn Cheesecakes: New York Rolls-Inspired Delight – A Sweet Halloween Twist!
Chocolate Raspberry Cake
TRADITIONAL CABBAGE ROLLS
Sylvester Stallone Plans to Take on “Woke” Starbucks with the Launch of His New Anti-Woke Coffee Chain
Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects $1 Billion Movie Role With Robert De Niro, “He’s Woke And Shouts A Lot”
What a saucy delight! Just seeing this pic makes me wanna eat more!
6 Methods to Degrease a Very Dirty Electric Deep Fryer
Woman defends decision to tattoo boyfriend’s name on forehead, says it’s an expression of love
Fresh Peach Delight
