Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim”

Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim” | September 17, 2024

Jeff Walz, the brother of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz, has opened up about his brother’s brutal nature. “Tim was a bully,” said the brother, according to our source, “Nobody liked him.”

Unfortunately, we weren’t able to verify the source or the quote, so we sent ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole to investigate.

“It seems that it’s a complete crock of bullhonkey,” said Newhole, “Tim’s neighbors seem to love him going back to slightly before he was born, when he kicked his mom so hard in the womb that she yelled “oh crap” in church and made everyone laugh.

“That was Tim’s nature, even then,” said Pastor Joe Barron, “Everyone loved him. It made poor Jeffrey so angry.”

CHILE RELLENO CASSEROLE

This was the bomb at the BBQ – my sister made it and folks couldn’t stop asking about how it’s made.

I don’t fry pollock, but I bake it. Just brush the fish with mustard: it’s incredibly tasty

When The Pilot Realized Why The Birds Were Flying Next to The Plane, He Began To Cry

Easter Delight: Crafting the Perfect Easter Poke Cake

This is the foolproof trick to remove scratches from the floor.

I found a strange ring in my husband’s car and it turned my life upside down.

Cool Ranch Doritos Crunch Wraps

BROCCOLI, RICE, CHEESE, AND CHICKEN CASSEROLE

Thanks for your SHARES!