Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office

Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office (Page 3 ) | September 17, 2024

De Niro’s a man of his word. That border will have to bear the brunt of more than just him escaping. We are talking about mass evacuations here! Imagine that why would anyone want to stay for another round of 45’s reality TV show?

Besides, all this is speculation at the moment. Nonetheless, one thing is certain – if 45 makes a comeback, we can expect many Americans going to “That’s Amore” on their way to the airport. And what about Democrats? They won’t know what has hit them.

It’s time for a serious reckoning, America. The Democrats need to get their act together or risk losing even more of their base. De Niro’s departure would be just the tip of the iceberg – a symptom of a larger problem that needs to be addressed.

So, Bob, if you’re reading this – don’t go just yet! We need your voice, your passion, and your willingness to speak truth to power. But if you do decide to leave, we can’t say we blame you. After all, as the great American philosopher Tina Turner once said, “What’s love got to do with it?” In this case, what’s democracy got to do with it?

Stay tuned, folks. It’s gonna be a wild ride!