When Ted Nugent learned of the controversy young Jason Aldean was going through, he took off his rocker cap and donned his uncle cap to help the young man in his time of need. God knows Ted Nugent will never miss an opportunity to put his name in the news.
Advertisement:Ted Nugent historian Joe Barron said he sees many similarities in Jason Aldean. Like Ted, he is a musician. Some marriages? Yes. Younger women? Yes. Infidelity? Check. Do I really miss a political cult of failures? You can bet. Do you treat people below crap? That’s our Uncle Ted, and Jason Aldean is just like him.
So what if the video was full of racist whistling and Jason Aldean just plays a tough guy in the studio and then runs off at the first sight of trouble? Like Ted! And who better to showcase two soft men who couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag than the same bigger fake tough guy?
I’m sure you’ll regard this as a rare victory and take pride in your weird hero worship and badass fetish. You will patiently wait to hear something you can never see. But keep dreaming. One day you’ll be out of that 1978 Ford Fairmont and mingling at Mar a Lago too. God bless America.
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